Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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