I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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