Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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