I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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