i barfeds in our rink
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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