While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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