due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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