I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
50% drunk capacity currently
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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