Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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