At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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