you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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