If i come over, it means nothing
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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