we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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