you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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