quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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