did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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