Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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