So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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