If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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