It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she peed on how many people?
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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