Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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