Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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