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  • Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 22, 11 at 11:09am

    Just spritz him with a water bottle

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    Submitted by BethanyAnne on Dec 22, 11 at 12:40pm

    My friend looked down and said "Be careful. Other people have to play with that when you are done."

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 11:03am

    Try telling him "it really turns me on when you use a softer, more delicate approach". For the most part, with any sentence starting with "it really turns me on when..." he is going to take note. Just don't abuse the power!

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    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 22, 11 at 11:30am

    I say return the favor, he should be smart enough to figure it out then

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 22, 11 at 9:25am

    Leg lock!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 5:06pm

    stop using peanut butter to get oral from your dog..that would be a good start

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 23, 11 at 8:06am

    Speaking as a guy, we suck at "polite" and "subtle" (no pun intended). I think "my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you" conveys your thoughts perfectly.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 22, 11 at 9:59am

    Ouch!

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 2:05pm

    It's because you taste like cat food down there.

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    Submitted by Pseudoku on Dec 24, 11 at 12:43am

    Somebody needs the Dog Whisperer.