i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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