Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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