my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize