I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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