I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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