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  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:43pm

    Worst blumpkin ever

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Puck on Jan 29, 10 at 1:52am

    That's nothing. At Wal*Mart, a little boy turned the lights out while I was taking a shit. I got so pissed that I ran out of there and chased after him. One problem. My pants were still around my ankles! That's why I'm now typing this from prison!

  • 49 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:48pm

    Funniest text in a long time

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    Haha how did this get to be about black people?

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:23pm

    FML maybe?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Ciel on Jan 28, 10 at 3:18pm

    Fucking parents need to control their fucking kids.\nIf your kids aren't cowering in the corner when you get home from work you're a bad parent.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    Ewwww u liked it???

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:38pm

    Pervert

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

    What is it about best buy that attracts the strange little boys? Just the other night there was the kid with the lollipop…

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:10pm

    Mierda

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:21am

    That happened to me a little while ago. Except I kicked the kid in the face because he scared me when he came in.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:10pm

    Ummm, ewwww!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:15pm

    That little boy was probably a bigger your shut was probably darker than it flush that nigga down a toilet

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:54pm

    Who takes a shit at best buy? I don't even know where the restrooms are at the one by me.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:26am

    Did you take a shit on him when he came in ?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:42pm

    I Laughed the fuck out loud when I read this

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:29pm

    Omg! He was crawling around on the floor?!? How nasty!!! Were you in mid "errrr"? Aka mid turd push?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:11am

    Only in Atlanta

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:59pm

    That is fuckin great

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:11pm

    is best buy the mods now

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:05am

    11:48 Same here bro

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:05pm

    D Kriz FTW

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:38pm

    Ahh the lollipop boy!!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:15pm

    Haha ridiculous

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:41pm

    In Soviet Russia shits crawl into little boys

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:35pm

    Shut up u racist bitches

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:50pm

    Dirty fuking niiiggggerrrsss

  • 33 39
    Submitted by fogboundalex on Oct 25, 10 at 4:03pm

    Bahahahahahah

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:42am

    Douglasville best buy on Douglas blvd??

    • 35 54
      Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 14, 10 at 12:56am

      That's what I'm wondering. D:

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:50pm

    hahahahahahaha

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:02am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:18pm

    Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:49pm

    Not only is this the funniest fucking text I've ever read, these comments are making me laugh so fucking hard I LOVE U GUYS "did you fuck it" hahahhaha

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:13pm

    Did he ask for your autograph?

  • 22 25
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:35pm

    Show the little bastard how its done

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:25pm

    This one cracks me up every time

  • 45 71
    Submitted by briguy92 on Jan 27, 10 at 10:51pm

    did you fuck it?

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:51pm

    Hahaha well that's super awkward...

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52am

    Same thing happened to me but not @ best buy. What is with kids crawling around public bathro floors? Guess the stalls were full

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    Yummy!!!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:27pm

    Holy shit! The exact same thing happened to me at best buy about 6 months ago. It was freaky. That's a huge coincidence.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:54am

    COCK SLAP THAT MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:54am

    Hi, there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS :P it's http://www.whatasecret.com

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:14pm

    Watch your mouth 9:11

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:45pm

    I like fingering myself

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:52pm

    Hahahhahahahah so many racist people on here I love it!!!!!!

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:21am

    This reaches a whole new level of customer service ... They have something for all sorts of customers even the pedofiles

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:58am

    Racists suckk- learn something. I'm sick of you idiots misrepresenting my race.

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:08pm

    1st

  • 24 49
    Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 14, 10 at 12:55am

    If this is about the Best Buy in Douglasville...then I now know what public restroom NOT to go to if it were an emergency.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:09pm

    And you text that?

  • 33 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:16pm

    PWNED!!!

  • 25 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:38pm

    PORCH MONKEY IN THE BATHROOM!