was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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