I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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