Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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