wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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