dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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