i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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