So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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