im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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