tell your sister to shave her snatch
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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