NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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