i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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