I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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