Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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