Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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