Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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