Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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