why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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