Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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