I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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