It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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