under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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