absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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