I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My vagina is officially offended.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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